Adia Joyce's Birth

Second babies come faster is an understatement. I was only 2
centimeters dilated and 80% effaced at my last midwife appt. So on
June 7th, 5 days before my due date when I called to report that my
mucous plug had passed, the nurse poo-pooed me on the phone. "Oh,
you could still have another 1-2 weeks to go." She said. I'm
thinking " you've got to be joking."

My plug passed, by the way, after a 3 hr nap with CD #5 Painless
childbirth playing in my headphones on repeat. I had been so ready
and so anxious to have the baby already that I thought a little
coaxing wouldn't hurt. I was skeptical that it would work but I knew
my body had taken the suggestions when I saw that plug!

In terms of the tapes, I hadn't been listening faithfully or
according to the prescribed schedule. I always fell "asleep" while
listening and hoped that somehow my subconscious mind would take
Kerri's suggestions as she promised it would. But I honestly had my
doubts. Could I really create anesthesia? Could I really conquer my
fears? The tapes made me feel wonderful after waking up, rested and
calm.

Anyway, after the plug passed, I called my husband at work and my
mom, who lives about 1 and ½ hours away- to put them on alert. I
spent the rest of the afternoon keeping an eye out for contractions
which was the nurse's suggestion. Fine. The afternoon was
uneventful. I picked up my 19 month old daughter from daycare, fed
her, bathed her, and did the pajamas routine. Dad came home around
8pm, I lie down with my toddler to put her to sleep and noticed 2
contractions which felt relatively painful from my usual Braxton-
Hicks contractions. I was lying down in the dark so it was hard to
tell the interval between the two but, I knew I should alert the
hubby.

After the baby was asleep, I went downstairs to a hubby playing Xbox
and eating taquitos. I told him of the contractions and that my
panties felt really wet (?broken water?) but that I wasn't leaking
like the 1st time (when the amniotic fluid ran completely down my
leg.) He calmly said " call the midwife". I left a message for her
then got in the shower. I had 2 or 3 more powerful birthing waves
about 5 minutes apart and some suspicious fluid leak- my water had
probably broken in retrospect. I knew this was it. I called my mom
to head to the hospital before the midwife even called back. When I
finally spoke to her, she said this was likely it and to head out to
the birthing center at the hospital. I told the hubby who then
dropped his Xbox poker game and sprang into action. He threw the
bags in the car and then strapped in our carefully bundled sleeping
19 month old who immediately woke up and demanded to watch the DVD.

I sat on two towels in our SUV, by now contracting forcefully and
breathing "Peace" to my body with the painless childbirth CD playing
loudly in my ears. I knew we had an hour drive ahead and wasn't sure
if we would make it. Hubby drove about 85 mph with clenched knuckles
on the wheel. Baby girl was awake in the back watching Baby Einstein
and relatively quiet, but her eyes were on me like she knew
something big was happening.

I felt calm but slightly afraid. It was 10pm when we left home. I
was desperately trying to time the contractions but was unable to do
it. They were probably every 3-5 minutes, lasting 30-90 seconds
would be my estimate. I had some breaks in between occasionally but
not every time. "I'm really close" I thought. I spoke peace to my
body, uncomfortable from sitting.

As we pulled off the highway, I felt ever so slightly nauseated and
tremulous. "Transition", I thought, even though my symptoms were
very mild. The birthing waves were challenging and very tight, lots
of pressure. Kerri's voice helped me stay on top of it- she was
sooooo calming and soothing. She was my only hope. Whatever she
said, I believed wholeheartedly somehow. " You are safe, your baby
is safe."  And  I would say "yesssss." " No matter how much power
flows through you, you only feel a pressure…" (paraphrasing)  And I
would say  "yesss…" in agreement, and somehow experience less pain.

We pulled into the ER parking lot and a cop got me out of triage and
into a wheelchair. " You ready to pop?" he said. I answered "Yes….."
more to something Kerri said than to him. I was wheeled into a hall
and parked for what seemed like 10-15 minutes of unbearable neglect,
holding a few bags and listening to Kerri, believing her when she
said that my birthing waves were wonderful and brought me closer to
seeing my baby and that my body had timeless wisdom, etc….

Hubby and baby girl were parking and coming in, but not before I was
whisked upstairs by transport. I was taken to the labor and delivery
triage room, a decent sized room, to be monitored for 20 minutes
before going into the birthing center room. I stripped down to bare
nudity, feeling hot- my birthing waves were right on top of each
other. I bent over the stretcher with my right leg up, feeling good
and in control of my body.

Then I had to lie on my back and they put that damned belt on me.
The RN said I was only 2 centimeters dilated and I had to be at 4
centimeters before entering the birthing center room. My midwife
instructed the RN via phone to tell me to WALK the halls of all
things to promote dilation! I was in disbelief. I asked her if my
contractions were big on the monitor- she said " I don't know- you
tell me!" And I knew they were by how they felt. I also knew I was
probably more than 2 dm dilated, but I obeyed orders. Hubby and baby
girl arrived and I sat on the toilet. I had good relief. My 19 month
old was in hysterics! She offered me my robe, held onto my swinging
breasts and hugged them, offered me her pacifier and rubbed my
forehead. I just sat on the toilet with back to back birthing waves
and Kerri in my ear- telling her "Mommie is okay, mommie is fine,"
and believing it because Kerri said so.  Hubby was trying to hold it
together but the baby crying was unnerving.

I signed some paperwork, the aide was unable to get my BP- the
hospital staff seemed really disorganized and disinterested. It was
a very busy night, and me being in the healthcare profession, I know
how it gets. I even think the birthing center rooms were full.
Interestingly, I wasn't able to fully visualize my self in the
birthing room, I couldn't even see my midwife showing up, I couldn't
imagine the queen sized bed, the birthing tub- any of it! But I just
went along with it all when my hubby and the RNs' encouraged me to
wait till I got settled in the room, to walk the halls and wait. But
somehow deep inside I knew   "I am in transition, this baby is
coming soon."

I had to leave my screaming 19 month old to walk the halls. I had my
robe on, but it wasn't tied, I was feeling hot and cold. I walked up
the hall stopping for a few birthing waves and leaned on the wall to
get through them. No way is this early labor! NO way should I be
walking in transition! But I guess because I was so calm and going
with everyone's suggestions no one believed I was close. I felt
miserable but I was in a Zen state of mental control.

On my way back down the hall, some RNs admonished me for waking with
my robe open and being nude beneath it. "This is a public place.
There are security cameras all over and there are also men on this
floor," one of them said to me. "This is a maternity ward- are you
joking!" – I thought. But I must've given her the meanest look and I
remember holding out my arm to her with my fingers outstretched as
if to say,  "Don't you touch or come near me because I just might
kill you!"  The entire RN station was fixated on me, I must've
looked calmly crazed, but very serious. I slowly walked back to my
triage room.

I sat on the toilet again, the baby was calmer but still upset. Pain
pain pain! I even asked for pain meds and told hubby to call the
midwife so she could order me some. I knew I was talking out of my
mind. I was trying to say I was ready- that this could not last
another few hours. No way could it get any worse. I knew it couldn't-
 it wasn't humanly possible to experience anything stronger than
what I was feeling. My abdomen tightened and barely relaxed between
waves. If I was 2 cm and this was early labor then transition and
active birth would split me in two and kill me! I was at the limit.
I had arrived.

At some point on that toilet, a family practice OB peeked her head
in and asked how I was doing. I barely remember saying " No, I'm
only 2 centimeters." But no way did I believe it. I was exasperated
and remember feeling like I didn't want to go on if it was going to
be like this. This had to be the end. She said I looked pushy.
(Later on she confided that I just had "the look"- that anyone who
walks around naked and looking crazy is ready- so she hung
around "just in case".)

Shortly thereafter I ordered everybody out! I told my hubby to get
himself and the baby out of there STAT! My mom had arrived and she
would be taking baby girl home. They left and I resumed the position
I had on the stretcher- right leg up and bent over on my elbows. It
felt sooo good, so much relief came! Then I got scared. I heard my
moms' voice behind me and told her to get the RN. No one was around-
they were so busy! Then I got the most wonderful relief giving
birthing wave ever! Followed by an uncontrollable urge to push! Oh,
if you have never had pushy urges- it is almost orgasmic! Wonderful!
It felt awesome and I pushed out excrement and apparently some of
the baby's head. "I'm pushing!!!" I screamed- poop landing on the
floor and me moaning beautifully!  Now people started to believe me!
The same RN checked me and said I was complete (no kidding) and the
baby was coming down. I climbed up on the stretcher facing the head
of it on all fours. I was holding the head of the bed and I was
doing that wonderful pushing thing again- oh just recalling this is
so exciting and wonderful! I was giving out some really primal moans
and groans at the same time. Loud and life giving!

Before I knew it, the lights were on and 20 people were in the room
telling me to flip over and to lie back so they could deliver the
baby safely. I didn't believe them, I wanted to trust my body! I
didn't believe before that my body could know what position to
assume and what to do  but it did! The stretcher began to move and
they tried to get me to the door to get to a regular birthing room,
then it began to move back  again " We're having this baby in
triage!" I heard someone yell. It was like an episode of ER. I
handed someone my head phones- Kerri had taken me as far as she
could.

I finally gave in and flipped over and lie down on my right side. I
remember seeing 100 faces and kinda making jokes with them.
Apparently I had pushed the babys' head out. I pushed again and
delivered the shoulder partially- the expulsory contractions were
not as marvelous and compelling as I lay on my side. I recall a lull
in the action like labor stopped as they were trying to deliver her
other shoulder. I asked if I should push and they said "yes- the
baby is half out."   I wanted to say " I can't"  and turned to look
at the hubby when I realized he wasn't there! He was missing his
daughters' birth! Then I got some powerful urge to have her out, I
guess they call it the fetal ejection reflex, and in one final moan
and push, I felt her slip down the birth canal and out.

The hubby and my midwife came in casually about 5 minutes later and
the crowd roared " congratulations" to him. He thought they were
joking. The placenta had already been delivered and this soft, warm,
cheesy baby was lying on my breasts. It was surreal. I had a small
tear, got one stitch from the midwife and retired to my room- mom
and baby girl hadn't even made it to the highway so they just came
back. It was a memorable and wonderful night- she was born 12:44 AM-
just perfect.

No regrets, but I will say this. I have been completely empowered by
this birth. I know my strength as a woman so to speak- In
retrospect, I was alone when I started birthing this child, just
like I would have been in the wild. I could've done it alone. I knew
the stages of my labor when no one else recognized them. I assumed a
natural position that was right for me. Unfortunately as a result of
birthing from a position the OB wanted, the baby broke her left
clavicle (which at 2 weeks now is completely healed). The midwife
said the first thing they do is an all fours position when a
shoulder is stuck. I had already been in it!

I would've called my mother in sooner (hubby didn't want to rush her until we were sure,
but I had a feeling…) so we didn't have to deal with the toddler and hubby could've witnessed the birth.  Ladies trust yourselves- if you haven't had your babies yet, you won't know what this means- I was skeptical of the phrase when I heard it pre-partum too. But in
retrospect, mother nature took care of me. Happy and healthy birthing- I hope you are inspired. I can't wait to have #3 and #4 the Hypnobabies way!

Saugiedoggie

P.S. Some RN commented on the headphones and that I must've been so
calm listening to my music. Yeah right! There's no music I know of
that can take you there! It's Hypnobabies hypnosis all the way!